wwweedhead:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

I live there.

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

"You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn’t matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance — you don’t have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It’s one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and continues to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go."
— Daniell Koepke  (via fuckoff-mondays)

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: unshaped: wasn’t expecting this but arent you glad it hapened its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS floomph oh my god

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god